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2003-07-26 - 8:52 p.m. I've been around boys all weekend, boys drooling over girls teenaged at waterparks and emoting from tv screens. "MILF" means Men I'd Like to Fuck as far as I'm concerned, so I'll continue with my furter objectification of males: The Pavement "Slow Century" DVD is the best porn I've seen in months- SM in glasses, SM in raincoat, SM sweating in a sauna. I've always had a thing for imagining disheveled cerebral musicians to be secretly insatiable. Also, Jake Gyllenhaal is hot. I keep trying to write another paragraph, but I am stoned, and unable to complete another cohesive sentence without tons of effort. � |