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2005-08-28 - 3:42 p.m. The Summer of Premature Saturn Return is ending. Thank God, or lack thereof, or, y'know, stardust. I am ending what I once charmingly called the "Lindsay Lohan diet" (no more 7am sexual panic attacks. No more endless arrays of wadded kleenex. No more are-my-pores-really-THAT-big?). I am ending Babeland this week and NYC soon. No more dire communication skills and moodswing insecurities; no more screaming matches in the car til our faces turn red and we strain at our seatbelts with, y'know, "antics". � |