2002-08-22 - 1:46 a.m.
the O. O. O. M. O. O. O. O.
I am spending money like crazy. Make me stop, please.
So I just got back from my tv date, and I think it can be classified as fairly disastrous. I really didn't mean for it to. The guy was really easygoing and nice. He just didn't appreciate the fact that Sal and I are scamming the show. He felt cheated, I guess. Sorry. Well, I got a new tattoo (which means pretty much my ass crack will be on your tv sometime soon), a really nice dinner, to sing in front of all the drunk people, and to discover that our producer- who I've been on the phone with all week with- is Rhonda from the movie "Road Trip". Wow!
In other news, I'm learning so much about harnesses and butt plugs. Ask me anything. That's what I'm here for.
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