2001-07-16 - 9:27 p.m.
I'm going to be famous again because I got interviewed for Glamour magazine on the street. I kind of lied a little to ensure that they would use my quote. So I have no time for petty things like my diary today, because I have to go prepare for my impending stardom.
When people sing on the subway, people sometimes give them entire dollars. Do you think if I sang anything on the subway, like the abc song, but did it really well, I would get entire dollars too? I might try this. No, seriously. I do want to try busking for real. But right now I'm too shy to play my songs anywhere outside of the bathroom. I play guitar sitting on the toilet. But not when I'm USING it. Although I hear Paul McCartney used to practice guitar while taking dumps when he was a kid. That's a nice visual: "Yesterday.. all my.. UHH! (plop) flushh"
Sorry.
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