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2017-08-02 - NYC
2017-07-28 - -
2017-07-18 - Teeth
2017-07-17 - PM NO
2017-06-27 - Hi again
2012-12-03 - -
2012-11-30 - part one of this story
2012-11-30 - xmas 2012 list
2012-01-16 - -
2011-11-08 - -
2011-11-08 - deja vu
2011-06-25 - newer
2011-05-04 - I am part octopus. At least 2 parts.
2011-01-23 - -
2009-09-23 - still using this
2009-01-21 - last entry= JK!
2007-10-05 - and..
2007-05-14 - birthday, again.
2006-06-03 - -
2005-09-08 - -
2005-09-03 - -
2005-08-30 - bye Riv
2005-08-29 - -
2005-08-29 - 'cause I ain't had much to live for
2005-08-22 - -
2005-05-06 - -
2004-10-18 - -
2004-06-27 - -
2004-06-20 - extra cheese
2004-05-10 - birthday wish list, 2004-style
2004-03-10 - and per se and
2004-03-07 - allegorical party
2004-03-01 - No, Lose?
2004-02-08 - I literally will eat worms.
2003-12-26 - My dad said two reindeer are Dinner and Cumin.
2003-12-21 - .
2003-12-18 - what they don't tell you in sex educator school
2003-12-15 - Look how goddamn important I am:
2003-12-04 - might be a link full o' diamonds, might be a link full o' gold..
2003.11.6 - More Hot Men
2003-10-30 - Hairpy Squalloweem
2003-10-28 - I will tell your future.. it ain't pretty
2003.10.17 - I'm totally going to sit here and write poetry in my History notebook.
2003-10-15 - call me Scooter: a shameless plug.
2003-10-11 - Wood You Like something to drink jazzercise meh myrrh bow?
2003-10-09 - Movie Reviewey.
2003-10-08 - Double Heather (perfect!)
2003-10-05 - ew, Joey is totally touching A or MK's infant butt
2003-10-01 - Happy my favorite month
2003-09-15 - Two Tickets to Buttsalad
2003-09-10 - Fame, part one.
2003-08-25 - about the Justified/Stripped tour
2003-08-19 - a fake ending and a free Kit Kat
2003-08-17 - Whatever, I'm not good enough for you.
2003-08-13 - Having a Zack Attack
2003-08-11 - vacation?
2003-08-08 - I am making a pout, and why.
2003-08-04 - Why you'll never know what I did over the weekend
2003-07-28 - Top Five Lists of the Day
2003-07-26 - Miller High Life is the Champagne of Beers, or Remnant City
2003-07-16 - Evan Dando: "Alternahunk" 4-eva
2003-07-12 - weird dream
2003-07-09 - Questions to Ponder Vol. 1
2003-07-04 - You're just a summer love/but I'll remember you when winter comes
2003-07-03 - if you're crazy you can't even tell
2003-06-23 - I went to Seattle, and all you get is a bunch of random details.
2003-05-22 - I was such a pussy
2003-05-15 - new birthday wishes
2003-05-15 - the saddest morning
2003-05-01 - somebody found some hair from Byonce
2003-02-27 - Copy Survey
2003-02-16 - the hazelnut king of pop, my pal
2003-01-31 - I hibernate
2002-12-17 - I am obsessed with this:
2002-12-07 - Who I Want to See Right Now
2002-11-30 - BRAAPT! (thanks!)
2002-11-22 - Braggart for Nov. 21
2002-11-01 - Happy Halloporn
2002-10-17 - what a pretty life you have
2002-10-14 - I was in a narcotically good mood today. I love October.
2002-10-11 - the Stimulator, and things.
2002-10-08 - Fate. Up against your will. Through the thick and thin. You will wait until. You give yourself to him. Etc.
2002-10-06 - "Stu-funk and Ju-funk, where's my penis?"
2002-09-09 - *italicized* blah.
2002-08-22 - the leper with two dogs licking his sores
2002-08-16 - no, we don't carry stained glass ones, though
2002-08-14 - The Curly Brush
2002-07-20 - The Biley Aftermath, part 2
2002-07-16 - that spectrum color
2002-07-16 - Why I neeed a new job
2002-07-11 - A game: Who Said It?
2002-07-04 - A message to you of Independence
2002-07-04 - hot, blah, bler, stuff.
2002-06-23 - a little bragging
2002-06-23 - Fancy me pissing on a tree
2002-06-20 - Everything can be negative if you want it to be.
2002-06-11 - paid-for prodding
2002-06-11 - Pervading Doom
2002-06-09 - you guys, Coko died and I forgot to tell you!
2002-06-07 - Living Largesse: Cool James
2002-06-04 - my new house, and terminal illness.
2002-05-23 - I am self-centered. I am 23.
2002-05-19 - my love is like naugahyde
2002-04-29 - don't feel free to write much lately
2002-04-22 - new miracle whip, or, message for threads
2002-04-10 - many of you. He two-day in new
2002-04-01 - Self-centered semantic semioticss
2002-03-28 - A Lame Plea for Validation
2002-03-26 - .. I had this dream about you (wink)
2002-03-19 - from, your Prince protegee friend.
2002-03-18 - teeth, teeth, where's the beef (get it, Laura?)
2002-03-14 - The Importance of Having an Earnest Boner
2002-03-12 - proceed not if you have gynecologiphobia
2002-03-11 - what? I like sock puppets.
2002-03-09 - oh yeah, and
2002-03-09 - inexplicably, "thug passion" will be the name.
2002-02-28 - book review: Madonna, an Intimate Biography
2002-02-25 - this doesn't count. it's just been like two weeks.
2002-02-13 - "crime-scene" sex, and other things.
2002-02-12 - "digestive problems"
2002-02-10 - that girl's pierced chacha
2002-02-01 - Happy Halitosis
2002-01-29 - jams.
2002-01-17 - The fodder of celebrity Punnet squares
2002-01-15 - IP update
2002-01-15 - fellati-oh no
2002-01-14 - fauxbis
2002-01-07 - kulukum
2001-12-09 - selective mesmery
2001-12-03 - imagine a man made out of peanut butter.
2001-11-15 - wordin'
2001-11-07 - a whole box for autofellatio
2001-10-12 - Faux? Um, sweatschtables. Yeah don't listen to me.
2001-09-30 - fine, I'll just STRAIGHTen up a little first..
2001-09-19 - !
2001-09-18 - my lip cancer, that I probably have
2001-09-17 - not very sensitive
2001-09-10 - A Weird Other Thing
2001-09-10 - "ladies let your body flow"
2001-09-07 - Lovin' Arnold
2001-09-04 - Dull, Dull Kiley
2001-08-14 - strangers with pizza
2001-08-13 - This is embarrassing, so don't make fun of me later
2001-08-09 - Yelik Coleslaw?
2001-08-07 - The Important Things
2001-08-06 - vomitus
2001-08-04 - Cut your finger; become a martyr.
2001-07-31 - yo se que te gusto, te gusto, unh.
2001-07-26 - poop
2001-07-26 - the best dream
2001-07-25 - Why She Is Cranky Tonight
2001-07-17 - three really important things you need to read immediately
2001-07-16 - Guitar Dumps
2001-07-14 - me and Duff are like THIS
2001-07-13 - Sunshine Up Your Butt
2001-07-11 - quotes
2001-07-10 - Defunct Snax
2001-07-07 - Shout Out to My Invisible Peeps
2001-07-05 - I'm itchy.. does this mean I ate lunch at MTV?
2001-06-30 - up too goddamn late whatever
2001-06-29 - guava guava
2001-06-28 - I'M A STAR!!
2001-06-26 - cruise line girl
2001-06-26 - On Being a Poor, Jobless Wonder
2001-06-23 - I actually do things during the day.
2001-06-22 - Vadge says, ya want fries with that, Danny Wood?
2001-06-21 - why June is scary
2001-06-14 - kiley: Perma Pedestrian
2001-06-13 - ?
2001-06-13 - Dirty Deeds Done Expensively
2001-06-12 - voodoo milk
2001-06-11 - jimi cheesesuit
2001-06-04 - ps
2001-06-04 - developmental disabilities, envy, and cookies
2001-06-02 - a brief history of smoking
2001-05-23 - BDAY
2001-05-22 - profundity, as MD used to call it
2001-05-10 - Mase! Slash! Jejunum!
2001-05-06 - NERDS= "sex gods" encrypted.
2001-04-02 - TBS : BITE ME