2001-06-22 - 11:58 p.m.
i don't like my entry from yesterday. let's forget it, ok?
Thoughts on New Kids On the Block E True Hollywood Story:
Danny was Donnie's best friend! And they both weren't there to comment. But Jon did most of it, which is weird because he was like the neglected New Kid (not to be confused with the ignored-due-to-apeliness New Kid). Maybe because now he is in real estate and has the most free time. Tiffany did lots of commenting too, which was sad because they seem to really love each other, but she married someone else. Oh, and he has braces now.
I didn't know that the group was first put together in 1984. That explains a lot. Like why Danny was accepted in the group- because he could break dance. How cool would that make him now? Too bad he's like 30 now, or else he could have some credibility.
Jordan seems really eager, and I'm surprised they didn't make a bigger part about all the rumors of him being gay. And I was really shocked to hear about the fact they had GROUPIES. I mean, sex ones. Girls liking them over the age of twelve. Who didn't wear the big buttons, but who actually took OFF THEIR CLOTHES. I just can't picture them fucking anyone with those moussey hairdos and ripped jeans. Even Donnie. I think when I was 11 I just figured they had molded plastic genital areas. Like their dolls. Which I never owned. NObody I knew owned one, actually, but my old neighbor Sammy Gelman had a Michael Jackson doll, and she used to "kiss his dinkie".
Joe looks extremely bedraggled for 28, but is still attractive to the point of eerieness. He once dated my college friend Colleen's sister, I think, and my old supervisor from a telemarketing job I had in Boston used to swear that he hit on her at some club, but I didn't believe her because I hated her because she always flirted with HOT HOT co-worker Johnny Vegas (Matthew Mcaugnehey- wow I can't spell that-esque but wore gas station attendant outfits).
I didn't even realize that they made two albums after Step By Step. That makes me want to cry a little.
That's all.
I borrowed all these books from Di, because she has admirable taste usually- read The Fermata by N. Baker today. Lit porn! But bad, with whatsit when you keep repeating the first sound of words? Not allusion, not onomateopoeia, the other thing, you know. "Vag" is good word, esp. amusing from large gay men, but when spelled "vadge" is too much like middle aged diner waitress name. Do not want to imagine hairnetted polyester-clad disco-fry slinger between legs of self or other female.
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